Yes it's been months since my promise to blog regularly, I'm a villain and I lied, sue me. Once again it's the Christmas season, a time where ravenous mothers trample one another to get that last "prefect" toy from a horde of other mothers in gladiator battle mode, and for children to cry on the knees of drunken Santa Clause impersonators in the malls across the country. We villains also have a tradition on this festive time of year, by volunteering for the FFRF and sue small towns for placing plastic figurines on courthouse lawns. But all seriousness aside there is much to be festive this Christmas, with the success of my infiltrators we are in complete control of the south-west crime syndicates and more are primed to fall under my command!

Merry Christmas to All, and to All Under My Command!